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Wednesday, January 13, 2010

ADVICE, PART III

What to do if (I mean WHEN) your baby poops in the bathtub...

1) Quickly rewash washed baby in running faucet.
2) Wrap rewashed baby in towel and quickly rewash washed and frantically crying toddler in running faucet.
3) Comfort frantically crying and rewashed toddler meanwhile he emphatically exclaims,
"Baby, NO! No poop in the bathtub!"
4) Round-up escaping, crawling baby...
5) Dry, Diaper, and Dress small children.

THEN...

1) Gather cleaning materials: plastic bag, papertowels, and cleanser/disinfectant.
2) Remove bathtoys and place in pile.
3) Drain bath then poop scoop with papertowels and discard in plastic bag.
4) Spray cleanser on toys and bath. Let sit, scrub, and rinse. Repeat. Repeat.
5) Smile, LAUGH, and thank God for running water, cleanser/disinfectant, plastic bags, papertowels, and children.
6) Make yourself a cup of Earl Gray tea (after the little ones go to bed, of course!) :)

Timeless Tips from Moms who Know! Brought to you with love and understanding from Today's Lady Virtue. :)

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